Let's make this clear! She DOESN'T have an IUD inside her! Do we all understand this?

In the April Parents magazine (we got a free two-year subscription with the order of our birth announcements), there's a two-page advertisement for the Mirena IUD. On the right-hand page is the standard marketing information about the IUD. On the left-hand side is a full-page photo of a woman who's wearing a drop necklace that mimics the shape of the IUD. Seems like your typical magazine ad, until you look at the bottom of the left-hand page.

There, in small black print, it reads: "Model used for illustration purposes only."

Gee, you think so?