A bicycle built for two

YOWZA! You know that feeling like your pubic bone is bruised from sitting on a bicycle seat for too long? Yeah, that's what it feels like most of the time for me now, at least for the past few weeks. It feels like someone took their foot (with a steel-toed boot, no less!) and just kicked me right in the crotch, though thankfully I don't know firsthand what that feels like. I know that it's just my joints and ligaments that are getting ready to accommodate a small human's passage, but boy does it make me sore, especially when using stairs or standing up. It's starting to give me the pregnant waddle at times, just because that's what it takes to make walking a little more comfortable. I used to think it was cute when pregnant women waddled, but now I know it's necessary.