Signs you know you're really a mom

*You start referring to yourself in the third person and don't think twice about it.

*You make silly faces at the dog and wonder why he doesn't respond with a giggle.

*You begin to give people a very wide range of time of when to expect you because you're now on Baby Time: "We'll be there between noon and Tuesday!"

*You start to forget your own first name because you're so used to being referred to as "(Baby)'s mom."

*You grab your boobs, but not in any sensual kind of way--you're just trying to see how full of milk they are.

*You don't mind when someone asks how the baby's doing first rather than how you're doing; your state of well-being is usually directly tied to the baby's anyway.